walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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