Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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