it hurts more in the daytime
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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