Non-Jews are for practice
my phone needs a breathalizer
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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