i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
