sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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