It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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