There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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