Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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