I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize