Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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