So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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