No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My vagina just recognized that song.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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