New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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