well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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