Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.