im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We got so high we made milksteak
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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