he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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