sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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