Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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