Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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