Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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