awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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