i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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