As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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