there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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