This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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