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i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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