Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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