Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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