you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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