After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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