Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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