Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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