Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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