Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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