I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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