so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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