is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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