Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize