Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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