I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize