I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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