he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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