She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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