i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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