my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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