so explain again why im purple
no
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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