No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
