it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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