at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My ass is underappreciated
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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