no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
meet me or not, i'm out of control
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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