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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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